Found on a Cocktail Napkin

INCH Found on a Cocktail Napkin

NINE THINGS OVERHEARD AT NHL AND AHL ALL-STAR FESTIVITIES

  • “Phil Kessel is sitting in a meeting room at the Opryland Hotel waiting for the player draft. Somebody should tell him.”
  • “Who the hell is Leo Komarov? He’s on Toronto? I didn’t even realize they had an NHL team in Toronto.”
  • “If Danny Kristo isn’t here, it should be called the AHL Some-of-the-Stars Classic.”
  • This is just a little more open ice than there was when Pavelski beat Cornell in ’06.”
  • “The people who got John Scott voted into this thing – can we put them in charge of bringing a Frozen Four to Nashville?”
  • “They’re not booing Patrick Kane; they’re saying … no, wait, they’re booing. Lots and lots of booing.”
  • “Why do people keep throwing spare change at Brent Burns?”
  • “Shea Weber broke the record for hardest shot in Nashville, previously held by whatever Johnny Cash was drinking.”
  • “I spent the AHL all-star break in Utica last year and Syracuse this year. That’s my ultimate motivation for being ready for camp with the big club in September.”

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